Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Even More Cool SCHIPpiness!

If you didn’t read my blog about the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP), please read it. But now it has gotten even better!

Check this out.

Now, you don’t even need an ID to get coverage. All you need is a Social Security Number! And of course, all of those here illegally will be honest and upright when it comes to getting their free health care at our expense, right?


Heck. You don’t even need to be illegal, All you need is an SSN. So go look one up. Genealogy sites abound, so I am sure that you can find one easily enough.

But all is not lost. If you are aged and on Medicare, do as another person suggested- dye your hair and say that you are under thirty. All you need is a valid SSN and you, too, can get free medical care.

Fore everyone who keeps voting these ‘save the entire world’ liberals into office, I would like to sincerely thank you for bankrupting our country 10 times faster than your hated President Bush could ever have dreamed of.

The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?

1 comment:

  1. This is great!! It's wonderful how the United States of America is teaching us all - we don't have to work for a living!! ha ha ha ha

    Those suckers who are working and footing our bill!! We can just sit around and get stoned and get all sorts of stuff for freeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

    (Why wouldn't people think like this. In this setup, the winners are people who don't work - and the losers are the ones who do. I mean, think about it. If you can have everything that others work for without working - makes people who work for a living look like pretty stupid losers. They're not real smart. They could be living the retired life - without ever having worked!!!)

    World's greatest "retirement package"!! Don't work. Ever. Make other people support you. Live off someone else's labor. Become a real "winner" in the new economy!! Retire early!! Never work.