First Ruler In Over 230 Years

Yay! We can all lay down our arms and hit the fields like the good serfs that we shall become under our newly renovated Government of Change! I cannot wait. I think that I will first quit my job, apply for extended unemployment benefits, stop paying my mortgage and then get bailed out when the banks come knocking.

This is going to be SO MUCH EASIER now that King Obama and his court of jesters are in the palace. And if you think I am kidding, you can hear it from his own transition leader. Lord Obama has not come to serve; he has not come to guide; he has not come to protect. No, our new Fearless Leader has come to rule.

The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?